The Fine Print
Please place your donation on the table when you arrive. I will offer you a beverage. Please excuse yourself to the washroom to wash your hands thoroughly. Beverages I have on hand are Water & Tea usually.
Yes, I enjoy couples as well. I have a take the lead attitude and love to introduce new ideas to previously inocent minds. Please allow a 1.5hr session minimum.
Texting and Calling
I do not save numbers, please let me know who you are. I will share my phone number after screening. Please always let me know if and when I am able to return your call.
Dating off the clock
This is not a service that I offer. If you are seeking a more social experience, please see my social rates!
Be Clean-More than just a shower.
This is essential to an enjoyable time for both of us. If you are interested in showing me your sweet ass during our time together: https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/
What kind of food do you enjoy?
I maintain a very clean eating diet, so please check with me for anything regarding food. I will however feed you whatever you want…;-)
Although never expected, I have been asked what I enjoy should you like to bring me a gift.
Farm Fresh Eggs
Gift Cards: Regal Cinemas, Amazon, Next Adventure, Powell’s Books, Southwest.com, Capella Market, Sundance.
Amazon Wish List (Coming Soon)
Do you smoke?
No, but it does not bother me if you are a smoker. I have mouthwash and soap on hand.
Do you offer a menu?
I do not offer a specific menu. I feel that each experience is unique and is honored as such.
Would you like a testimonial?
I like to keep what happens behind closed doors just that, behind closed doors. I am flattered if you are a creative writer and want to have some fun with it without being explicit. Being funny is the best part. I love to laugh. As we know, there is no evidence that suggests that life is serious.
No ramps, but I can come to you.
Where are you located?
Central Eugene. I am available in other areas as well, just ask.
Do you travel?
I am passport ready and am well traveled. I communicate wonderfully with folks from all over the world. I am polite, polished and I have an excellent wardrobe. I offer classic companionship for the duration of your trip whether it be for work or pleasure. I will be your friend & your muse. In the event that you need a comapnion only for certain hours of the day or evening, I am just fine flying solo and will met you at your desired destinations when it works for your schedule.