Mistress of Erotica

FAQ

~First Contact~

I ADORE thought provoking, succinct letters of introduction so that I may get to know you better. While I'd love to learn what you have in mind for us, coarse language + acronyms will disqualify your date inquiry. Priority goes to lovers who value unrushed, indulgent, and authentic rendezvous, like I do.  The best way to contact me is via the contact form here.  


 I schedule mostly in advance. I am sometimes able to accommodate shorter notice but cannot guarantee this.  I screen for both of our safety as well as for compatibility as it is imperative to me that we both walk away feeling wonderful. That said, I alone view your personal information. It's required to meet, no exceptions. Safety + discretion for us both. 
 
My goal is to get back to your inquiry as soon as possible. Sending verifiable information and including references helps speed this process along.  If you don't have references, please mention that in your introduction.  
 

  If you don't hear back from me within 24hrs, please feel free to follow-up. Please note that getting to know you is an integral part of my screening process. If you have sent information that doesn't tell me anything about you, then you likely will not receive a reply.


~Texting and Calling~

My number will be shared after screening. For new clients, I will want to set up a phone call with you prior to our time together.  I do not save numbers in my phone, please let me know who you are when texting me. Please always let me know if and when I am able to return your call/text. 


~Arrival~

Please be prepared with the appropriate donation for our time.  This is a professional service and I do collect up front.  I appreciate your consideration and promptness.  

Early arrivals are not accepted without prior acknowledgement from me.

If you are running late, good communication will keep you in my good graces. 

Please remove your shoes upon arrival, I have hooks for hats and jackets.  Please leave your donation on the obvious table when you walk in.  I will offer you something to drink.  During this time, please excuse yourself to the bathroom and wash your hands thoroughly.

You may expect: A very clean, well decorated space.  A full bathroom with a shower for your use.  Unscented organic soap, organic mouthwash & fluffy towels.

You may also expect me to have anything that we might need for our time together.  If you would like to bring something extra special or make a request for me to have something on hand, please don't hesitate to let me know.


~Food & Drink, Music & Attire~

 I maintain a very clean eating diet(No grains/No Sugar), please check with me if you would like to have a meal during our time together. 

I generally play music that I have on Pandora.  I pick stations that have minimal lyrics and a lounge beat.  If you'd like something particular, please let me know.

I do not drink alcohol, use drugs or drink coffee. I do however enjoy Quality Green, Oolong and Puer teas.

If you would like me to have a certain beverage on hand, please let me know.  I generally offer a variety of teas,  water & sparkling water. Kava & Nettle's can be procured upon request.

I do welcome attire requests for our time together. 


~Hosting~ 

 I maintain a pied-a-terre in Eugene and have the luxury of a shared space in Portland(Close-in NE).  In all other locations, I use safe and comfortable condos and 3-5star hotels.  

I am open to coming to you as well. I am generally available between 8am-8pm Monday-Sunday.  

  If you have a location in mind that you'd like me to visit, please don't hesitate to put in a request and I will be happy to keep you informed of any potential visits. My schedule varies as I lead a full life.  I do however have flexibility and I will work to accommodate you.  I appreciate advanced planning and do most of my scheduling this way.  It's always ok to check if I am available on shorter notice but not promised.


 ~Do you smoke?~

No, but it does not bother me if you are a smoker as long as you have good hygiene.


 ~Playmates~ 

I am open to duos with others, please inquire before setting this up as I like to insure that the other person and I have chemistry.  Please see my fetish page for more information regarding duo partners.


  ~Would you like a testimonial?~

If you are creative and inspired, by all means, yes.  


~Your Health~

Please let me know if you have any health concerns that could affect our time together.  I realize that this is a sensitive subject for some.  My hope is to create a safe space for you and please understand that I will keep anything you share with me confidential and only use it for it's intended purpose.

  *I have a few(3) stairs leading up to my space.  If this is an issue, I am happy to meet at your location.

Providers & Gents: I am reference friendly up to 1 year from last appointment.

 ~Thank you~